Internet Date


You don’t have to be lonely at “Lizards Only Dot Com”. (City lizards just don’t understand.)


Lizzy hired an assistant named Ted today. Technology is difficult to use when you have tiny little arms (I call them “Weenie Arms” but Liz doesn’t like that.) Ted’s job is to answer her emails as well as do other things that are difficult to do with such a limited reach. I hope he sticks around for a while as she is a tad bit difficult to work with.

Good luck Ted!


Overdue Fine

Liz hates it when she’s one day overdue returning her library books. Who carries twenty-five cents around?